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Cat who says ‘Ni’

Posted in Humour on 4 April 2008 | No Comments »

see more crazy cat pics

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You know sf has conquered the world when a net pundit announces that ‘Barack Obama is the Democratic Party’s Kwisatz Haderach.’

Posted in Humour, Quotations on 13 March 2008 | No Comments »

David Langford, Ansible 248, referring to a quote from Snarky Bastards.
In the same edition, Langford comments, vis a vis the recent death of Dungeons and Dragons co-creator Gary Gygax, ‘I liked the on-line suggestion that fans should club together to build him a vast tomb full of the deadliest imaginable traps.’

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Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably, and the lesson is: never try.

Posted in Humour, Quotations on 1 March 2008 | No Comments »

Homer comforting Bart and Lisa when they fail to become Mr Burns’s heir, The Simpsons.

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Reaper … and friends

Posted in Humour, Quotations on 1 March 2008 | 2 Comments »

A friend of mine gave me the first season of Reaper recently (in purely digital form). Here’s one of my favourite lines:
Escaped Soul: What are you, a demon?
Sam:  No, I’m just a guy sending you back to hell … just … as, as soon as my friends show up.

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Dalek poetry

Posted in Humour, Quotations on 1 March 2008 | No Comments »

Heard this on a Mock the Week episode repeated a little while ago. Frankie Boyle on the subject of unlikely lines to hear in an episode of Dr Who:

 WEL-COME TO MY DA-LEK PO-E-TRY RE-CIT-AL! THIS ONE IS CALLED ‘DAF-FO-DILS’!

EX-TER-MIN-ATE DAF-FO-DILS!

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I is LOLing

Posted in Humour on 22 February 2008 | No Comments »

Enter the ICHC online Poker Cats Contest!

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Lebanon+Israel=?

Posted in Humour on 30 January 2008 | No Comments »

I glanced at the TV screen a little while ago and thought, for an instant, that I’d seen an unusual word. I realised that if Lebanon and Israel ever merged to become one country, it should be called Lesbian.

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Death and dementia

Posted in Books, Humour, Quotations on 8 January 2008 | No Comments »

Just read this in the latest Ansible:
Boris Johnson proposed the most plausible explanation to date of the ‘mystery’ surrounding Princess Diana’s death: ‘I will reveal how the Duke of Edinburgh secretly trained the Loch Ness Monster to swim up the Seine until it reached the Pont d’Alma and then I will explain how Philip then [...]

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Did that halfling just hit me in the face with a pineapple?

Posted in Humour, Quotations on 27 December 2007 | No Comments »

A random wight, The Order of the Stick.

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Rejoice. For very bad things are about to happen.

Posted in Humour, Quotations on 25 December 2007 | No Comments »

Richard, on being restored to full size and power, Looking for Group.

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